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By Amusis
Published: April 30, 2008
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Published: April 27, 2008
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By Amusis
Published: December 20, 2007
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America sells its soul, Dick Cheney farts fire Obtuse American patriots guard the borders. They keep brown-skinned people (and busty nymphets) off aircraft and deploy battleships in regions that float on seas of oil. But their vigilance is mocked by a gaping hole in America's heart (rather like the one in Dick Cheney's)- it's capitalist system. As rapacious American consumers bring large banks to their well-trousered knees by defaulting on their opulent mortgages, the foreign sharks are circling.After Citigroup's imperious CEO Chuck Prince fell on his gilded sword, the Arabs in Abu- Dhabi quietly bought 4.9% of the bank . Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal owns an additional 4%. As a result, Arabs now have their manicured fingers firmly around America's balls, and may occasionally squeeze gently, just to make a point. The Chinese of course, will not be left out of the opportunity to purchase America at a bargain. If wall Street is on sale at bargain prices, why the capitalist creed absolutely demands that one snaps up say 9.9% of Morgan Stanley . So now, the Arabs and Chinese own Wall Street. The enemy has cunnignly infiltrated through the back door, while the dumb patriot at the border gate cleans his weapon and scratches his unwashed testicles through his military fatigues. On hearing the news, Dick 'Beelzebub' Cheney, whose decrepit heart was recently revived by an infusion of the blood of Arab children, threw an apoplectic fit. Cheney growled in terrible rage, emitting lightning from his eyes, mouth and anus. The resulting blast of hellfire scorched his office and roasted three aides. Priests were called to cleanse the White House, but were effectively repelled by a host of angry demons.
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